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So the other night, this guy asks if I have Zinfandel. I say sure, and he says gimme two. So I put two pink glasses of wine on the bar. His wife asks, "Is this Chardonnay Zinfandel?"

I heard it right the first time, but couldn't resist asking to hear it again, so I said, "Sorry?", and sure enough, she repeated herself. I very politely said, "Er, well it can only be one or the other, really.."
To which she responded, "Oh, you don't HAVE Sutter Home?"


I'll spare you the rest.