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So the other night, this guy asks if I have Zinfandel. I say sure, and he says gimme two. So I put two pink glasses of wine on the bar. His wife asks, "Is this Chardonnay Zinfandel?"

I heard it right the first time, but couldn't resist asking to hear it again, so I said, "Sorry?", and sure enough, she repeated herself. I very politely said, "Er, well it can only be one or the other, really.."
To which she responded, "Oh, you don't HAVE Sutter Home?"


I'll spare you the rest.

Dammit!

I'm not really mad, but that is always an eye-catching title, don't you think? Life would be so much easier if I had a car....ok, I have a car, but no tags......the USPS is trying to make my life a living hell, I submitted a change of address on the 11th, and I'm still waiting for my check from last Wednesday......ugh, this is bullshit. I wanted to ask as well, am I the only one that is going to post to this damn blog, or what? I don't mind, really, I've got enough to talk about to take up plenty of space, just wondering, that's all.

On a completely separate note, you should all check out this site, this is one of my fave DJ's, and he just revamped his site!
www.scotthardkiss.com
Scott's from San Francisco, but apparently resides in NYC now, or somewhere close to it....there's a ton of streaming tracks on here, check it out!!!

Wtf

Really, not much to say today, it's Saturday, and another work week is just starting for me. You guys won't hear from me again until probably Wednesday, so I just wanted to wish you all a great weekend & next week! I miss you guys, and I'm so tired. Not just physically tired, mentally washed up, wiped out, and hollow inside. Damn, I'm sorry to get mellow & low on our Lava, I just don't know who to talk to.....well, I do, but she wants nothing to do with me. Can't say I blame her, I'm a piece of work, that's for sure. I will try to get a hold of you all this week, I swear! Miss you all, Dave.

Happy St. Patty's Day!!!

Just wanted to drop a quick note wishing everyone well on this beautiful March day.....couldn't be much more perfect, unless I didn't have to work 12:30-9:00......but all things considered, I'm just glad to be working!!! The call center environment is ok, I'm just grateful that they supply us with sanitizing wipes, or we'd always be sick all the time......ok, enough babbling, like i said, just wanted to say howdy, happy St. Pat's, and see you all soon!!!!

DaVe

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Yes yes ya'll, and ya don't stop!

Sorry for the super urban post topic, but I'm seriously bored here. Getting ready for another week of work, Saturday used to be a fun day for me, and now it's like my fucking Monday. Cest La Vie, or however it's spelled, life goes on, right? I just wanted to post, you know, get the extra crap outta my head that's in there welling up. Gotta drop my boy off, that's hard too. I like getting time to myself, but sometimes I worry about his mom. I know I shouldn't, she loves him very much, but I also know she has her anger issues & that scares the piss outta me. Oh well, the courts should be able to decide what happens, and I can only pray that things work out for the best. When you guys see me, I've changed my look, no goatee, short hair, and I'm a woman now. Ok, not a woman, but the other stuff is true. Miss you all, hope to see everyone on THURSDAY!!!!